Because sometimes the best option is “leave quietly on a boat.”

This tee captures the elegance of escape. With a vintage sailboat slicing through grayscale seas, it’s your passive-aggressive out-of-office reply—now in cotton.
 
What You’re Wearing:
 
Soft, lightweight cotton that won’t wrinkle under pressure
Unisex fit: as forgiving as your decision to ghost that group chat
Washed-out nautical print that whispers, not screams, “I’m over it.”
 
Ideal Settings:
Brunch with people you’re slowly phasing out
Daydreaming at your desk with the blinds closed
Literally sailing, or metaphorically quitting things