Gen Generic "The Swimmer" Unisex Graphic Tee

Just keep swimming, or whatever.

For anyone whose idea of peak athletic performance is not drowning while looking moderately graceful. This shirt celebrates the fine art of staying afloat, both literally and metaphorically, with varying degrees of success.

Why You'll Love It: Cotton that's more buoyant than your motivation. Comfortable fit for poolside lounging and aquatic existentialism.

Wear It When: Someone asks about your workout routine. You're explaining that floating counts as exercise. You realize your swimming technique resembles controlled drowning.